week 1

[Jerry MacDonald]

My pizza was made from a cow named Estelle.

Ty Cody.


Btw my confessionals will be in and out of character. Good luck. 

[Jerry MacDonald]

I am torn about this partners twist. I have been with my wife for 54 years and finally got away. Now I am stuck with a new wife, and he has a beard.

[Jerry MacDonald]

Well I was about to confess that Caleb/Heather winning HoH is great because I get along with both of them. However, Host Shir wasn't using that handy dandy calculator on her smart phone. So it turns out to be Monisa.

My first conversation with Luisa was okay. She filled me in on BBUK but apparently I am some uncultured swine for not liking it, so she is due for a whipping. Monika I haven't talked too yet.

I hope I don't get put up. Donny is a cool guy who I like a lot so I do not want to be up against him. Though I think I could convince people to keep me. Hopefully this twist doesn't last long because I hate it. Which host concocted it so I can give her a whopping!

[Jerry MacDonald]

I do not feel safe. I just Private Messaged Monika because I haven't had a chance to converse with her on AOL INSTANT MESSENGER yet.

Luisa and I have just had the one conversation. Not sure how Donny has been with either girl. He went to bed earlier than I did so I am not feeling that great about his contributions socially thus far.

There are only 7 eligible pairs, which means your chances of being nominated are pretty high. Makes my nervous for sure.

[Jerry MacDonald]

I want to yell. I want to holler. I want to make it known how disrespected I feel that Monika didn't attempt to get to know me more before she pulled this shit.

I was Private Messaging her and she just stopped after one mesage.

It's annoying because we did not have that long of time (especially myself due to checking in late) to get to talk to people.

It's not really her fault. I'd probably would have nominated based on the same criteria, but it is frustrating to be up on the block week 1.

I have fallen but I can get up.

[Jerry MacDonald]

It is tough to get along with all these young people. But I do not want to change who I am and break character. I will just need to adapt and learn how old I can be with the different people in the game.

[Jerry MacDonald]

I should have titled my Donny confessional something different. I almost posted this in the group confessional.

"I should be good going against Donny. He doesn't seem as social as I originally thought. I thought we were going to be a dream team like those two younger studs from season 1, but he is turning out to be just a dud."

[Jerry MacDonald]

More people playing veto:


Viewers: The more the merrier

Jerry: Fuck off

[Jerry MacDonald]

Jerry MacDonald 9:13 pm
are you good at puzzles?

donny thompson 9:15 pm

not really
depends

Sweet.

[Jerry MacDonald]

Donny and My relationship have gone down the drain since we were nominated. I think both of us know the other is subtlety campaigning against the other.

Either that or I just was unaware of how uninteresting he is based on our first conversation.

[Jerry MacDonald]

I've slowly started talking crap on Donny. It'll be kind of awkward if we win veto. But I sure as hell am not leaving first.

[Jerry MacDonald]

Jerry MacDonald 4:03 pm
Hey man

Donny Thompson (mobile) 4:08 pm
Hey I have bad news

Jerry MacDonald 4:09 pm
Whats up?

Silence.

[Jerry MacDonald]

Apparently he is in the hospital, which is unfortunate if it is the truth. Doesn't sound like it is serious which is good.

Just frustrating that I have to rely on him to secure my safety in the game. With this twist I doubt anyone would use the veto on a different pair week 1. I am hoping I can secure votes in the eviction, but i'd like to avoid it all together.

[Jerry MacDonald]

Donny Thompson (mobile) 5:01 pm
So why did we have to do it together

I thought we were going to get a long. Turns out he is a moron.

[Jerry MacDonald]

Jerry is a bitter old man.