IT'S LUISA, BITCH!

[Luisa Zissman]

First off, Congrats to you lovely and sexy ladies for making the final 2. You kicked some major ass and basically dragged yourselves there to both of you by sheer force of will. Props to you both.

In theory, I would love to be able to cast a vote for each of you because I think you're both SUPERSTARS and a co-win from y'all would be g-l-a-m-o-r-o-u-s. Unfortunately, the producers keep insisting that I can only vote for one of you.

So to spite Kat, I WANT PICTURES OF ANIMALS! I want each of you to choose an animal that best represents each person on the jury and briefly explain WHY that juror was like that particular animal. Please include pictures. (THIS IS ABOUT THE GAME AND JURY MANAGEMENT DON'T DELETE MY QUESTION PRODUCERS PLEASE AND THANKS ^_^)

[Heather]

Hey Luisa! I love this question because I think about what animals people would be all the time. It’s sort of a hobby LOL.

_Matt.

Matt is like a fox, because he was both cunning and sly, but he also had a reputation for being those things, which I think ended up working against him when push came to shove.

_{Luisa (looking good girl.)}

Luisa, you were obviously like a ginormous hippo, because as you said yourself, you planned to sit on your fellow competitors and suffocate us (a winning strategy.)  


_{Luisa (glamour shot.)}

You were also like a raven too in my opinion, because of your exotic and sultry features (i.e. you’re smoking hot.)

_Danielle.

Danielle was like a snow leopard, because while I became very close with her during the middle portion of the game, I always felt like she had a killer instinct and an air of mystery about her that required me to watch my back.  Snow leopards are also known for being "extremely secretive and well camouflaged."  I believe that those are both qualities that sum up Danielle's game well.

_Jessica.

Jessica was like a bunny rabbit because she was always so adorable and so sweet and I love bunny rabbits.

_{Jerry (actual alternate cast photo.)}

Jerry was like a Shar-Pei puppy because look at those wrinkles. Also… I have just read that Shar-Peis "don't require much attention or exercise to keep them happy, and can entertain themselves with lots of chew toys or sun to bathe in.”  I think that 'chew toys' says it all when it comes to Jerry. I can see him salivating over one right now... or maybe that's just old man drool?

_Donny.

Donny was like a sloth because sloths are always just kinda hanging around and they can also be quite clumsy when on land, kind of like how Donny was often clumsy in competitions. I also imagine that the average sloth would find me to be the most annoying housemate out of this cast because I would want to play with them all the time because they are so cute.




_Ryan.

Finally, Ryan was like a lion.  Not only does his name rhyme with 'lion' but he also kinda looks like a lion and he was totally the 'king of the jungle,' in this game.  He was ferocious, at the top of the food chain physically, and was a major threat to pretty much everyone else's longterm survival.

Thanks for the question Luisa!  I enjoyed answering it.  Good luck with your decision!

[Nicole Franzel]

Hey Luisa  

Ryan

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Ryan was like a tiger. Tigers are one of the strongest animals and often fight alone, which is like Ryan - he was basically alone for much of the jury stage and fought by himself.

Donny

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Donny was like a rabbit. Rabbits tend to be quiet and he was one of the quietest houseguests.

Jerry

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Jerry was like a honey badger. They are very tough animals and are great fighters. They also like to hunt alone or in pairs and I feel like Jerry was kinda alone when he came back in the game and everyone was basically fighting for him, wanting him on their side. Jerry fought hard to get back into the game and he put up a good fight when he was told he was getting evicted.

Jessica

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Jessica was like a dog - dogs are really cute, loyal, and can be super sweet, just like Jessica was.

Danielle

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Danielle was like a dolphin - dolphins are one of the smartest animals. They are cute and loveable but can also be very deadly. I always thought Danielle was really smart and it scared me. She also had the potential to be deadly.

Luisa

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You are like a cat. Cats are hilarious - they have amazing expressions and they are really fun! They can be cute, funny, spaz and are sometimes dramatic. They also like to protect and will pounce on something in a minute. I feel like that basically describes you. I thought you were funny and that you would protect your allies and you could sometimes be dramatic

Matt

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Matt is like a wolf. Wolves can be sneaky and aggressive. They also can adapt to situations and can work well with a group and are also strong. I felt like you were shady at times and you were also part of an alliance and you came really close to winning the veto the week you were evicted.

Thanks for the question!