I'm sorting this all into phases, I'll decide when each phase has come and gone. This one is me not getting evicted first/ establishing connex. My tactic for not being nominated is by letting everyone know it's my birthday Saturday. Nobody would nominate somebody on their birthday right? LOL jk I would totally do that to someone, but maybe people are dumber than me? We'll have to wait till I have a grasp on everyone.
This whole pairs thing really throws a wrench into my plans. I don't like having to deal with somebody and carry them. My partner is Nicole. This could be worse (I literally haven't spoken to half the cast) but this also could be way better. I know Nicole's type, and we probably won't get along. She's boring and we don't really click, but she's also smart. This is a dangerous mix to me. Because she's most likely gonna be working against me. If this means pulling a master move and putting myself on the block to cop a new partner, then so be it. But I'm obviously not rushing into that one.
Meanwhile, the HoH of Luisa and Monika is ok. I love Luisa but I've never spoken to Monika. I'd say that's an issue. But I'm hoping Nicole can save my ass on that front.
People in this game seem tolerable, believe it or not. I can sense that half of them I'll enjoy, and half of them will make me want to self-evict. I'll keep my vehement hatred on the DL for now.
I'll make my hierarchy of trust again at another point.
I just lost another massive entry wow this is not my week...
Basically, to summarize what I said AGAIN. The noms are perfect. I haven't spoken to 3/4 of the nominees a single time. The fourth nominee, Donny, is either giving an oscar-worthy performance being Donny or is the most boring man to ever walk this earth. So I'm very content and I couldn't care less who goes home out of the four. Ideally the veto is not used, but I feel rather safe regardless.
Anyway, it's my birthday, so it's time to go party and maybe also hit up those 3000+ housemates I have yet to speak to yet.
Jk I appreciate your heartfelt wishes, I have a lot to update you all on but I may make you wait.
Basically I've nonconsensually been entered into an alliance with literally nobody I want to be in an alliance with. Do I not have a say in these things? Why do I log on and get "graced" with an alliance? Can I not make my own choices? I feel bad double crossing all of them and I don't know if I should actually tell anybody else about this yet. My goal is to get myself nominated along with Heather and Caleb (scandalous). That way I get out of this hellhole without looking too bad.