[Round #1]

[Caleb Reynolds]

What up, everyone! Sorry I've been so lazy in here with real life, chatting with all the folks and handling all the paperwork involving the legal problems I'm having with Amber it had me push back this for a little. Beastmode is here though, baby! I'm so pumped to play this game. 

Basically when the game started I knew being a social butterfly is what would help me the most in the game. I'm used to all the ladies wanting me, because I mean look at me... I'm just a confident guy and who doesn't like some muscles throw into the Southern mix. While the guys will want to bro out with me and have bromances like it's Brokeback Mountain. Hey, that's okay with me though I mean Frankie was all over my balls in BB16 and I just dangled them in front of him and abused him like the dominant partner I am when he made me mad. Don't upset beastmode. I am a time bomb but I'm good at keeping it down-low when I must. I am fuckin' crazy though.

I gotta request all the Lana Del Rey CDs when I win too though but please show America that I really want Brantley Gilbert's CD because I don't want America and my family giving me shit when I get home. Thank you ladies, you guys are too beautiful!

While I have some time I'm going to do a rundown of the cast since it's easier that way. I'll be able to cover everything/everyone I want while they all think I'm sleeping. Well shit... I am too big of a meathead to think they could just see me online the board but who cares. I do what I want. Y'all ready for this??

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Donny:
I think Donny is a really nice guy. The conversations are a little boring but that's okay, not everyone is going to open up this early in the game to me. I know I can be intimidating. He's quirky though and I like that. He told me that he feels the most comfortable with me and usually I would be like there's no way everyone is saying that about me, but maybe I am that good. And he seems like someone who doesn't extend himself that much socially. He's nominated though and while it sucks even if he is the final nominee I'd save him and push for him to remain in the game over Jerry. And I love talking about crazy food combos with him. 

Jerry:
His shtick at first was funny but his conversation skills are pretty lackluster. I mean he's not awful and I think he's a fine person he's just there right now. I think he's trying to hard to play someone he's really not and it's hurting his footing in the game. Worry about the game first man is what I would say! I wouldn't mind booting him. He's not impressing me so far.

Heather: 
I felt something with Heather in the beginning so I went out of my way to tell her that I would love working together with her. She said she usually isn't this comfortable with someone right away in games but that she felt it instantly with me. I'm just charming, ya know? It's the Southern coming out in me, I'm a ladies man. However, I'm not stupid. She's smart, I can tell by the way she talks, thinks about every scenario and the depths we both seem to understand every situation/the game in detail right now. I'm keeping her super close right now but I wouldn't be surprised if she made a move against me if we survive long enough together. I would stab her in the back too, she's a threat. Yes it's round one but it's better to be perceptive rather than blind. Overall, we're definitely the strongest team here by far.

Beastmode Cowboy: 
I am awesome!! I'm trying to snatch as many ladies as I can this season and it's working quite well, some of them are boring though. Like... when I took Amber on that date she loved it. She would look me in the eyes in the backyard of the Big Brother house, laugh at all my jokes and just gaze into my piercing blue eyes. Here some of the women make me want to sleep and not even make them meet beastmode cowboy. I have to constantly turn off snooze mode. But I am a badass!! I'm going to do well in this game.

Jessie:
Dude!! Someone I can actually lift with. It's going to be fun, gaining muscles for days with this dude. Everyone else is not into lifting but he likes it. I want a bromance with him and some people like my partner and #Matoria were saying they spoke to Chelsia more than Jessie so I made sure to speak to Jessie in depth and make him really like me the most out of the other teams so if he stayed he would protect me. In turn, also ask me for some sort of deal so Heather would feel obliged to keeping him over Chelsia which would make our alliance with #Matoria feel the same. Success! He asked and then I told Heather playing it off like it came out of nowhere and she promised to him through me that we would watch his back. Judy chop!! So excited.

Chelsia:
Apparently she's been online but she hasn't messaged me once in this entire game. I'm not going to keep her if she's on the block. I'm stubborn and when a girl doesn't give me the time of day I'm going to kick her to the curb and show her who the real boss is! I'm a real sweet guy but come on, she just hides in her bedroom all day and sleeps. You can only do that if your name is Topaz and it's not. She needs to step it up because my bro is struggling with her.

Leo:
I really don't remember much about Leo other than him not knowing how to find a .gif for his character because it's a foreign version that apparently doesn't have a ton of .gifs on the net. He also forgot to put the right screen name so maybe he's sorta slow like your boy too, lol. I don't know man but I want to chat him up more. I could never have enough bromances.

Nicole:
Holy shit. She is nice and all but man is she boring!! At first I thought I would love her the most but her responses are the most lame things I have ever received in my life. She's a nice gal but not someone I really care for. The only good conversation we had is when I opened up my rough cowboy exterior and told he that I just downloaded Taylor swift's new album 1989. We spoke about how amazing the two songs "Style" and "Blank Space" are. Other than that, I don't care for her. Maybe she is just sad that Hayden didn't want to play with her. The feels. 

Matt:
My boy Matty was pretty boring at first but then after time he grew on me. I think he was someone like I said before is more reserved which is hard for beastmode to understand because I'm not like that. I like opening and closing my mouth a mouth. It's good for my mind, body and spirit. Tons of great exercise there too. But, yeah he is cool. We have good conversations now about music, shows, the game and pretty much anything. I had went to run some errands and take a nap then while arriving home I was speaking with both Matt and Heather while I was informed #Matoria wants to work with us. Perfect. I wanted to work with them but I didn't want to be seen as the person making the deals. Incase something backfired, have to be smart! I like the idea a lot though. I'm going to try to get super close to him.

Victoria:
The first couple of days speaking with her was wonderful. Her personality was ridiculous and you could tell if she liked you she didn't have a filter really about her thoughts. She admitted to hating the whole initiation phase of all games. Told me she loved me because my jokes were funny so we had a good rapport. While days have been becoming more busy I've seen her on less at the same time I'm on and I'm sure she's realized the same. I'm happy we're in an alliance now but I wouldn't be surprised if she made a stronger connection with Heather right now. I'm going to use this alliance we are in though to gain her trust even more. I need to make sure people like me more than Heather because more numbers on my side than Heather's long-term equals a better chance for your boy to wrap this shit up and he will!!

Monika:
According to Matt, Monika flirts with him too. I figured. I think it's funny when someone picks a girl who isn't that cute yo and then just wants to flirt their way to the end like they are Janelle or Parvati. You're not them!! I wish you were though, honey. No disrespect to your daughter if her parents are watching but damn is she a horny woman. She kept asking me if I loved blowjobs and of course I do! What man doesn't unless you're rocking a chode. Flirting with her every time I see her on will happen though because I have no shame to do whatever I need to. Plus she kept us safe and her broken english combined with already pissing off at least four people this round will come back to haunt her.

Luisa:
Love this bitch. I need to keep getting close to her. I can tell she likes me though because I went up to her Head of Household room and she was so welcoming!! She is sorta snarky like I am so I felt comfortable bringing a couple of my barriers down, right?? We listened to Lana Del Rey and realized we never go out of style. I think she was impressed with how put together I am, funny, charismatic, my muscles growing and how great I looked listening to her iPod singing songs. Plus she kept me safe. I miss you know being able to call people up at home to cuddle, watch movies and whatever. Maybe she can be the one?? She knows I'm a king. I'll call her a Queen. But I think she is pretty cut-throat so I have to watch this one.

Nathan:
I think he's always on his phone which is interesting. Every conversation we've had so far is really short or hours later. I need to be able to just sit down and speak to him, profile him and build some type of bond! Especially because I think Jessica is boring as shit, y'all. I feel so sexist but it's just true... she does nothing for me. He told me that he never really spoke to Jessica until they were a pair. Which is hilarious. I don't think they'll be a strong pair. I just need to learn more about him because I don't know much. 

Jessica:
She is nice. Nice doesn't equal awesome though. Her conversations are pretty boring with me and we never talk in depth because it's like pulling teeth. Who knows, she could be enjoying the conversations but I'm certainly not! It's worse than being locked up in that Adam & Eve costume last year with Victoria that production had way too many laughs at. Lol those bastards!! Please stop boring me to tears Jessica. I want to like someone on your team.

Ryan:
I like him but I feel like Heather really likes him. BMC is great at reading between the lies and his intuition is fine tuned every moment of his life. I have a feeling that Heather has some sort of connection with him because we were thinking of hooking up with a pair but then decided to wait it out until we were approached. The pairs even discussed other than #Matoria was #Donry because of Donny and then #Ryelle. I'll have to watch those two and jot down everything they say about each other so I can use it against them if I need to later on. I'm not going to play fast though, this is a marathon. Not a sprint! I know this. He seems super smart though and I'm sure he'll be my biggest social competition in terms of the boys. I'm hoping having a weaker female than I do will make him possibly in danger though so I have a buffer. Because I'm sure he views me as a social threat in this game too. He's cool though!

Danielle:
What an enigma. Cool girl, interesting character choice and definitely makes me wonder if she loves the type of players who make ridiculous moves because it's fun/smart for their game. Who doesn't though?? I sure do. We have fine conversations but our chats are always short because we're either hoping off or online. I think she just mainly agrees with what everyone says to her though. Smart but some people can sense it like me. Step it up.

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That's it for now!! I'll update you guys more about where my loyalties/connections lie later on tomorrow probably. As well as my feelings on the nominations and this round in general. Beastmode out for the night though.

[Caleb Reynolds]

Okay so I decided to toke before I run off for the day and it made me embarrass myself by recording myself singing tswift's song that is so me and Caleb. Lmao. I did a video of it but YouTube isn't working so here's soundcloud.

Enjoy the laughs. Don't say I didn't I didn't warn ya. And oops I labeled it black spaces =\

soundcloud.com/sausagejamie/black-spaces

[Rhian Sugden]

[Caleb Reynolds]

Don't make me leak your My Heart Will Go I recorded from that karaoke site.

[Caleb Reynolds]

I swear I'll catch you up on last round by the end of night. If I don't eject me, lol. I just got fillings done and my lips feel huge as fuck and I had work plus driving like two hours today. Can my life please slow down, nope because I'm Beastmode Cowboy.

[Caleb Reynolds]

Why am I not ejected? lol kidding but I fail at promising the confessional last night. Better late than never though! So here’s this for everyone.

Team #Monisa ended up winning the Head of Household competition which was perfect because I felt like my pseduo-connection with Monika was helping my chance of staying safe along with having a more of a real one with Luisa. It was really no shock that they ended up nominating #Jessia because lets face it, those two didn’t seem like the most active, especially Chelsia. Adding to that group of nominees #Donry was up on the block as well because the two older men haven’t established themselves as well as the others.

Going into the veto Heather and I weren’t picked for it and originally only the Head of Household and nominees were eligible to play which was scary because backdoor plans could easily work in this instance for at least one team. But then the hosts changed it where they added two more teams in which made me even though we still were not picked to compete.

Veto results went up and #Ryelle crushed the competition by a mile. It was funny too because when people including myself were speaking to Danielle about it she made sure to let everyone know that Ryan was the reason they won. Pretty much going “hey, yes we won but Ryan is the competition threat” lol which makes me laugh. She thought she was sly doing it but it was transparent and she still is boring to speak with. I feel like she has stuff in the works. They ended up not using it though which did not shock me. Someone using the veto round one other than the nominees would have made no sense.

When speaking about the vote with Matt (along with Heather) since Victoria wasn’t on at the time. Matt wrote a huge long thing saying he wanted to keep Chelsia + Jerry and that we should target the people who would be harder to get out later. I don’t like the low blows, cheap shots this early into the game. It’s lame as fuck. Beastmode isn’t into that type of stuff so Heather and myself pretty much were like that would be lame, lets talk to Victoria about it. We then spoke to each other and I told her I was getting sick of Matt and she said she was too. I just don’t get what the guy is on lol definitely a high horse because he is always trying to control something and it’s incredibly easy to see what he is doing. Poor Victoria stuck with him.

I spoke to Heather about the vote and told her I’d rather Donny stay over Jerry especially because if we saved him he would owe us and most likely want to work with us anyway. With Jessie already wanting to work with me because I was public about thinking Chelsia should go because he was actually putting effort into the game. Donny also seems to be not as social and he told me he trusted me the most out of everyone. So this helps Beastmode establish more connections where I know the whole team would keep me safe rather than banking on one person from that group. Plus it was best for my game. When speaking about the vote to people pretty much everyone: Leo, Nicole, Matt, Danielle, Heather, etc said they spoke to Jerry more and really thought they would be keeping them.

Didn’t want to push too hard but I knew the #1 way to make sure Donny stay was for him to actively speak to people I would tell him to speak with about the vote and make their mind easier to change. He also went to Nicole and extended an olive branch of how Heather/myself, Leole and him should work together to take the game by storm during the group phase and I thought this was a brilliant idea because it covers me with another team. Before Donny even asked her this though Nicole told me we should work together because she really liked my team and I said for sure! She’s getting easier to speak with and I like Leo (he speaks to me when on invisible too and responds) so it’s a good sign. So I told Danielle who kept being on the fence of where my vote was going and she kept being flaky about it but I guess everyone flipped which is perfect.

People who have approached me about having an alliance: Leole, Matoria, Jessie, Donny and the list will surely be growing I’m of. It’s good though because I have most of my bases covered. Monika has gone MIA in the social department though and I need to keep building up a bond with the others. Some of them are just too damn boring! Oh well, though.

I spoke to Leo about possibly bringing Jessie into the alliance because it would be great to have him for sure not nominate them if he won or us and he said we should talk about it as a group. lol what the fuck? Doesn’t make sense unless he’s just overthinking it or doesn’t trust Jessie. I don’t get it, Heather thought of the same idea but we shall see! I don’t know if I want to win HoH but I also don’t want #Nathica or #Ryelle to win because I don’t speak to #Nathica much and Danielle seems shady.

[Caleb Reynolds]

Also, I'll use the Caleb #bmcdiaryroom image when I'm posting about something game related and it'll be centered. For everything else it'll go without it from now on.

And thanks Rhian for it <3